Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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