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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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