therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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