What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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