I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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