I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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