I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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