Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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