Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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