please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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