Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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