he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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