i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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