Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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