just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
