I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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