I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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