I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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