school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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