Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
