I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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