brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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