Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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