Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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