But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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