i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i've created a new STD.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I am available for nakedness
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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