I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Randomize
