he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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