hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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