oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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