What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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