Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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