Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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