I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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