Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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