It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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