Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
