Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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