if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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