Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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