Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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