No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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