question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
