she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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