I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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