Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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