On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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