I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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