i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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