So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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