just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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